Every week is typically very good for Babylon 5 related sayings and arguments on Twitter.
Today, I saw one, from an old acquaintance no less, that had me laughing for hours. Still laughing, in fact. Thus, I share (in chronological order):
I am up to my ass in delicate internetty stuff and this dog, I swear to god. This. Dog. He is the Susan Ivanova of all noisy dogs.
— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) August 2, 2012
"Who am I? Ace, 90-pound Briard. I am the Right Hand of Loudness. The Barker At All The Things. I am interruption incarnate. GOD SENT ME."
— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) August 2, 2012
Hee… the only line still needed, and left out because of the 140 characters, would be something like “…and the last sound you will EVER hear.”
And while you’re at it, definitely check out his The Lies of Locke Lamora, Summer recommends.